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guccipoop:

Are you feeling it now mr.crabs

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jadeita:

my drunken father came home, pointed at my socks and said ‘what the fuck are those’

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onlyblackgirl:

meohellokitty:

onlyblackgirl:

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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Watch that dog get robbed real quick.

…can you rob an animal?

If i see it on the street we gone find out. 

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eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

2 days ago   64661    REBLOG

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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meladoodle:

so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

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gang0fwolves:

robertshmurder:

….my mama said I gotta come home right now immediately

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